assbutt-from-gallifrey:

whinecraft:

berserkerbaby:

i still can’t believe americans don’t call car parks
car parks wtf

is that where you bring your car on weekends so it can play with other cars

NO IT’S WHERE YOU PARK YOUR FUCKING CAR

(Source: generalnazgrim, via librarianoftheclayr)

bisexiel:

ravenclawsleftclaw:

bisexiel:

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

(Source: illogikirk, via librarianoftheclayr)

“We now know that 24 hours without sleep, or a week of sleeping four or five hours a night induces an impairment equivalent to a blood alcohol level of .1 percent. We would never say, ‘This person is a great worker! He’s drunk all the time!’ yet we continue to celebrate people who sacrifice sleep for work.”

benedictsbottom:

near-death incidents that end with sherlock and john clinging to one another, touching faces and checking heartbeats and needing to be as close as possible, completely oblivious to how they look to the outside world and focused solely on the fact that they are together and alive

(via bisexualjohn)

musedotmuoffcial:

Things that unite Europe

  • European Union
  • Eurovision

(via timetravellingmusician)

mamalaz:

deheerkonijn:

Arthur is separated from his men and meets a friendly beast. It’s so trusting that he doesn’t have the heart to kill it. /o/

Oh my god, this is so cute. I bet he hunts for food for Arthur and drops dead carcasses by his feet hopefully. Three days later, a bemused Arthur will find himself on a throne made of sticks.

mamalaz:

deheerkonijn:

Arthur is separated from his men and meets a friendly beast. It’s so trusting that he doesn’t have the heart to kill it. /o/

Oh my god, this is so cute. I bet he hunts for food for Arthur and drops dead carcasses by his feet hopefully. Three days later, a bemused Arthur will find himself on a throne made of sticks.

(via brolin-truelove)

elloellenoh:

This is the message I want my girls to remember forever.

elloellenoh:

This is the message I want my girls to remember forever.

(Source: luvvdivine, via movingpaintedpictures)

waltdisneyconfessions:

"Despite the outcries of people claiming that it would be "encouraging an unhealthy lifestyle", I do really believe that Disney should make a plus-size female character… Who ISN’T a villain or a side character! In a culture that tells people that they are inherently "bad" and not pretty if they don’t have a certain body type, I think it would present a really positive message to young people"

waltdisneyconfessions:

"Despite the outcries of people claiming that it would be "encouraging an unhealthy lifestyle", I do really believe that Disney should make a plus-size female character… Who ISN’T a villain or a side character! In a culture that tells people that they are inherently "bad" and not pretty if they don’t have a certain body type, I think it would present a really positive message to young people"

(via salvadorantwilek)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via batched)

magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

(via timetravellingmusician)

me too, Ron. Me too

me too, Ron. Me too

(Source: nothingbuthp, via carpenomnia)

tsundereslasher:

it wasn’t about destiny, magic or the power behind the crown, it was about him.

(via brolin-truelove)

“The difference between a Not Writer and a Writer is the difference between someone who *could* write and someone who *does*. A Not Writer is someone who experiences blocks and obstacles and timing issues and lets them prevent him or her from actually writing. A Not Writer may certainly be creative, insightful and capable of writing lyrical prose, but most of the time they’re too busy Not Writing to get any Writing done. That’s such a shame, such a waste, and that’s the reason I so often deploy Tough Love upon those who ask for advice.”

Alex Vance considers the problem of the Not-Writer, a fine addition to our ongoing archive on writing.  

The daily routines of famous writers should leave little doubt that the single most important skill in writing is the art of showing up.

(via explore-blog)

“I don’t consider myself a feminist, I prefer to call myself a humanist or an egalitarian.”

Pseudo-intellectual white dude who prefers to imagine that he’s more enlightened than feminists and also is uncomfortable with the thought that he’s part of the problem and also has a incorrect conception of feminism. (via brighterthanroses)

(Source: auto-rambler, via salvadorantwilek)